So, I was watching Jerry Kilgore on the TV, and what really creeps me out about him is his hair. That perfectly aranged, slightly greasy, fascist parted Republo-helmet he has makes me think he's the type of guy who might compulsively steal women's underwear.

Anyway, let's take a look at some partisan hair.
For example, Tom Delay, Jerry Falwell, both Bush's and Rick Santorum have some seriously scary hair parts.

On the Democrat side I'm reassured by Bill Clin-ton's white man fro, and Barak Obama's clean-cut uniformity.

However, I'm am somewhat alarmed by John Edwards severe part and sometimes-feathered comb-forward.

And I'm definitely thankful Trafficant was put in jail, his hair makes him look like Boss Hog after a hurricane.

Finally, what do you do about bald and evil? Does the severity of part truly correlate with traffic with Satan? And how can you know if, due to congenital baldness, we are no longer given the warning signs of Republico-part? Well, I leave you with my closing argument. Check out this photo of two of the most menacing parts I've ever seen.