Here's the last new rule from this week's Bill Maher's Real Time:
Here's where turning over Roe v. Wade could be the best thing for the Democrats, because if you want to create more liberal voters, don't scare them with the possibility of terrorism, scare them with the possibility of parenthood. Because voters these days are all about the issues that affect me. They need to see how Bush's fuck-ups affect them personally. I mean think about it, other than the war in Iraq, the Katrina disaster, the deficit, the CIA leak, torture, stopping stem cell research, Homeland Security, global warming and undercutting science, we've yet to feel the negative effects of the Bush administration. (laughs)
But you know what voting block had the lowest turn out in last year's election? Young, unmarried women. And you know who will be the most affected if they overturn Roe v. Wade? Kobe Bryant. But after him, young women. Come on you're living in South Carolina and you need an abortion, you're gonna get on a bus and head to New York. Maybe next time you'll think twice about letting your older brother tuck you in. Because overturning Roe v. Wade won't make abortion illegal, the choice to allow it will just be returned to the states, in all likelyhood, the Blue states. The rest of you will just have to make a weekend out of it...Wooha! Maybe now the whole country will get behind Giving Up!
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