Recently, the Idaho state legislature took time away from driving their little red state even deeper into the ground to pass a resolution honoring the makers of Napoleon Dynamite. Some gems from the resolution:
WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation;
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WHEREAS, the "Happy Hands" club and the requirement that candidates for school president present a skit is an example of the importance of theater arts in K-12 education; and
WHEREAS, Pedro's efforts to bake a cake for Summer illustrate the positive connection between culinary skills to lifelong relationships
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WHEREAS, Napoleon's tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of physical education in Idaho public schools
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WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"
Perhaps they should keep passing meaningless resolutions. It's a wecome break from the usual gay-bashing.
Read the entire thing
here.
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