No, really, it's
true. Some of the suggestions from the article:
New Jersey: We'll Win You Over
New Jersey: It Always Smells Like This
New Jersey: Come Glow With Us
From Ol' Blue Eyes to the Boss: Jersey Is Singing Your Song
The Ocean, The Motion, The Magic (Note: WTF - something about the motion in the ocean?)
But what about actually using some of the lyrics from Bruce Springsteen?
"New Jersey: We gotta get out while we're young"
"New Jersey: It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap"
It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Hell, maybe that should be their slogan.
3 Comments:
Don't pick on New Jersey, income from their state subsidizes a huge portion of the federal budget. (It's where all the pharmaceutical companies have headquarters).
1:52 PM, November 15, 2005
Maybe that should be their slogan:
"New Jersey: We subsidize alls yous red state fuckers"
2:05 PM, November 15, 2005
Ding!
11:12 PM, November 20, 2005
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