Anyway, a recent PhD has come to the same conclusion as Give Up Blog on intelligent design and written to Nature describing his joy at no longer having to do experiments.

My life would be so much easier! Suddenly, I can come up with sweeping conclusions without doing boring experiments. I am fascinated by fine mechanistic questions in biology and I previously thought such enquiries required rigorous research methods. Now, I realize that biochemical reactions occur because some 'designer' said that's how they should happen.

This could really work in our favour, fellow scientists. Since the news from Kansas, I have finished two 'scientific' manuscripts! I think I can do about ten per week and never have to go to the lab! There's bad news, however. I will scoop all of Nature's readership by next Christmas.

Not to mention the technological achievements we could attain with the power of intelligent design science. No more time consuming creation of worlds over billions of years, we could harness the power of intelligent design and create the earth again in a single day! We could harness the power of design science to allow for the instant creation of food, natural resources, and weapons of unimaginable destruction. Just like knowledge of the atom gave us the atom bomb, design science will give us the power to smite our enemies at will! Just think of the applications!