This is just hysterical. I used to love text based games like Zork when I was a kid. Check it out, a
text-based Bush presidency.
> GIVE CONTRACTS
Who do you want to give the contracts to?
> HALLIBURTON
What kind of contracts do you wish to give to Halliburton?
> NO-BID
You give the no-bid contracts to Halliburton.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.
> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."
> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
Some insurgents arrive.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a small number of insurgents here.
Via
boingboing.
2 Comments:
Whoever wrote this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, s/he will only receive a wiretap and perhaps some FBI agents in the night.
6:52 PM, January 19, 2006
Awesome.
7:13 PM, January 19, 2006
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