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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Politics and Nerds
This is just hysterical. I used to love text based games like Zork when I was a kid. Check it out, a text-based Bush presidency.

> GIVE CONTRACTS
Who do you want to give the contracts to?

> HALLIBURTON
What kind of contracts do you wish to give to Halliburton?

> NO-BID
You give the no-bid contracts to Halliburton.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.

> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."

> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

Some insurgents arrive.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a small number of insurgents here.


Via boingboing.

2 Comments:

Another Anonymous Poster said...

Whoever wrote this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, s/he will only receive a wiretap and perhaps some FBI agents in the night.

6:52 PM, January 19, 2006

 
Anonymous said...

Awesome.

7:13 PM, January 19, 2006

 

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