Apparently Virginia has a politician referred to as, no shit, Turkey Baster Bob. His name is Del. Robert Marshall, a Republican from Manassas, and he really doesn't want lesbians getting pregnant by artificial insemination.

I think he's watched She Hate Me a few too many times and thinks this bill might increase his chances of a getting into a hot lesbian freakout.

Of course, a bill banning unmarried women from getting artificial insemination will never past constitutional muster as a total and complete violation of the equal protection clause (the same way you can't only restrict birth control to married couples), but you gotta love the resulting nickname he gets. What a jackass.

What is with these politicians who are just way too interested in what happens in women's vaginas?