Isn't it obvious what the next wedge issue will be? In 2004, we had the prospect of gay marriage to scare the yokels into voting Republican. In 2006, it's going to be Nuestro Himno, (MP3) the National Anthem performed in Spanish!

Just think of it--not only are these illegals protesting on American soil, they have the audacity to translate our National Anthem into Spanish! I foresee our nation's schools having classes on the Star-Spangled Banner, because after all, we don't even know the lyrics anymore. Public events will, in addition to the pledge of allegiance, also have the obligatory performance of the National Anthem (English version). The question is, which should be performed first? We'll then have a move for an amendment to the Constitution to establish English as the nation's official language.

Vote Republican, or English will die, and your children will report you to the government if you're caught speaking it in your home, you rubes!