This guy should have made a list of everything bad he's ever done and crossed them off one by one.

The similarities are striking.
Somehow I think
this story and
this one are linked. Note also, the evil wing of Halliburton, KBR (which is going to have an IPO sometime soon), is behind this as well.
More signs the civil war is in full swing in Iraq. We've got religious groups stockpiling arms, open warfare in the streets and a mounting refugee crisis. If those aren't three good criteria for declaring civil war, I don't what else you could possibly need. Maybe Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee need to rise from the grave and take sides with the Shiites or the Sunnis before Americans will believe this is an actual war. Hey, I've got an idea. The insurgents can start wearing either blue or gray.
Also, the Iraqis have expressed a wish for a
unifier. I've got a "uniter not a divider" in mind we could send them.
The FDA has declared
Marijuana has no legitimate medical uses. Just a day after 4/20 too. However, don't get too upset and stop smoking the weed. The report was released over the objections of the FDA scientists who claim marijuana does have medical uses, and in contradiction to the NAS's previous findings and the researchers who actually study the pot.
That is all.
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From the first, Lotto article:
"His wife's sister wanted money for a daughter she said Swofford also had fathered. "
Ahh, rednecks. Gotta love 'em.
9:26 AM, April 21, 2006
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