I nominate
this guy to replace Pat Robertson as televangelist to the world. Watch at least until he takes a call from a local Satanist.
Some of my favorite quotes.
I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit, God Almighty, you know, ruler of heaven, and earth, and every goddamn thing in between.
I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit the devil is a motherfucking liar so you no I'm not worried biaatch!
Look at the fucking book I've got in my hand!
Cut that bitch off!
I would go to church if this guy was the preacher.
4 Comments:
Whoa!
Academy Award nominations should also go to his cameraman, his barber, and his dentist.
-JE
12:20 PM, April 26, 2006
Ha!
12:36 PM, April 26, 2006
Ok, a ha is not enough.
I nominate this comment for best comment ever.
Best. Comment. Ever.
12:12 AM, April 27, 2006
I'd like to thank the muthafuckin' Academy . . .
-JE
1:03 PM, April 27, 2006
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