Beware! Take care! Beware!

Your university apparently has a ninja problem. Or it has a hot-ass cop problem. Yep, definitely a problem with hot-ass cops.

Why in the world would they think that a guy dressed as a ninja on a college campus is an actual ninja assassin? Are they completely separated from the ironic culture of our generation? Have they never heard of the eternal war between pirates and ninjas?

Ransom was wearing black sweatpants and an athletic T-shirt with one red bandanna covering the bottom half of his face and another covering the top of his head, Williamson said.

"Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint - that's not right," McLemore said, explaining why agents believed something to be amiss.

Welcome to America. Don't cover your head. If you wear a burka be prepared to be shot on sight.

**Update** Here's the full size pic.