Is it just because of Colbert that bears are constantly in the news? We seem to be hearing about them a lot lately. First they eat a monkey in a Danish Zoo, and then there's the Grizzly-Polar hybrid, now they've returned to Germany from Austria no less.

I have no choice but to wonder, will this Austrian bear be the future leader of a fascist bear-supremacist movement that will sweep Germany into a yet another fascist nationalistic struggle? Only Colbert can tell us, and he's off for two weeks!