The New York Times has an important article on how to name your daughter in such a way as to guarantee one day she will dance on a pole. I'm with Chris Rock on this one, one of the more important roles of parents is to keep their daughter off the pole, this is not the way to do it.

Also, reversing heaven, is that anything like saying the lord's prayer backwards? I don't know, but I'm willing to bet there will be a positive correlation between this name and pasties in the future.