Their government is clearly upset over this falsification of their census. But maybe, just maybe, they're all telling the truth and they really are Jedi's who've been certified by the ULC.
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Anonymous said...
Can any Ordained Minister in the Universal Life Church confer Jedi Knighthood, and forgo the certification? And can it be done remotely, without the need for ceremony or even the acknowledgement of the conferee?
What I'm getting at, Rev.Dr., is if you can just will me to be a Jedi Knight, please do so. Thanks.
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Can any Ordained Minister in the Universal Life Church confer Jedi Knighthood, and forgo the certification? And can it be done remotely, without the need for ceremony or even the acknowledgement of the conferee?
What I'm getting at, Rev.Dr., is if you can just will me to be a Jedi Knight, please do so. Thanks.
-JE
2:28 PM, May 22, 2006
Yes, you are now a Jedi by virtue of my Jedi-bestowing powers. Go forth and fight the Sith.
You don't get a neat certificate though. That's what the ULC is for.
4:39 PM, May 22, 2006
Awesome. The force is with me.
-JE
4:54 PM, May 22, 2006
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