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Monday, May 22, 2006

You too can be a Jedi Knight.
No really. You can. For just 4.95 the Universal Life Church will designate you a Jedi Knight with a certificate and everything. In the UK for instance, many are big fans of the Jedi religion with over 70,000 Australians, 390,000 Brits, and 53,000 Kiwis identifying themselves as Jedi.

Their government is clearly upset over this falsification of their census. But maybe, just maybe, they're all telling the truth and they really are Jedi's who've been certified by the ULC.

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Can any Ordained Minister in the Universal Life Church confer Jedi Knighthood, and forgo the certification? And can it be done remotely, without the need for ceremony or even the acknowledgement of the conferee?

What I'm getting at, Rev.Dr., is if you can just will me to be a Jedi Knight, please do so. Thanks.


-JE

2:28 PM, May 22, 2006

 
Rev. Dr. said...

Yes, you are now a Jedi by virtue of my Jedi-bestowing powers. Go forth and fight the Sith.

You don't get a neat certificate though. That's what the ULC is for.

4:39 PM, May 22, 2006

 
Anonymous said...

Awesome. The force is with me.

-JE

4:54 PM, May 22, 2006

 

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