Rush Limbaugh, of addicted to painkillers fame, has now been found to be addicted to Dominican hookers.

It's a bit of a logical leap, but not too hard to figure out. Why else does someone get caught with an illegal prescription for Viagra on the way back from the Dominican Republic? If a single man who has been married three times (with no children), returns from a foreign country with an illegal prescription for penis pills, what else are we to think? The no children thing, if anything makes me worried he might be hooked on gay male hookers, I'm giving him credit for still assuming his viagra was used heterosexually.

Go family values!