Whether or not you believe divorce is a bad thing, or a good thing, can we all agree that you've failed as parents if your son's penis becomes national news because you can't resolve a simple dispute over a circumcision. And I'm not talking about an infant, but rather an 8-year-old, who sounds like he's suffering from phimosis.

Sorry, it's a slow news night. And Carlin's appearance wasn't that exciting. Just another embarrassing moment for humanity as Coulter is once again given access to a national audience. Carlin also never appeared in frame so you couldn't even see his expressions, and Leno was just acting as an apologist for the freak.

Again, she had that strange look in her eyes when she was talking that I'm having trouble describing. She has this look like she's just been caught in the airport with a vibrator, fuzzy cuffs and a kilo of coke in her carryon and is trying to explain that it's someone else's bag. An odd bird, certainly.