Having solved all the other problems in his presidecy, Bush has announced he now must take on homersexshulls.

Oh wait. That should read "because of all the other problems in his presidency..."

It's official, time to scapegoat the gays and distract from all the miserable failures. I don't think it's working so hot these days, even the distracting thought of a gay couple moving in next door isn't enough to mask the smell coming from middle America's stinking shit sandwich. They're tasting it, that's for sure.