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Scientologists sponsoring a third-tier NASCAR car.
The best part is about halfway through the third paragraph. Instead of racing around in suped-up Chevys and Ford muscle cars, the Scientologists' driver will be making frequent left turns in a late model Taurus. Wooo! Taurus! What a racer - running around in the same car your mom schlepped groceries with. Maybe he'll do the whole thing with a couple of kids in the back. Stupid, stupid, brainwashed kids.
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In the NASCAR-themed movie “Days of Thunder”, Tom Cruise drives/smashes up a Chevy Lumina. Clearly someone high up in the world of Scientology believes that Scientologists are only fit to drive grocery-hauling family sedans.
-JE
11:52 PM, June 08, 2006
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