Since Mel was caught driving DWI driving 87 in a 45, and ranting against the Jews I was looking for the perfect Gibson with Saddam beard picture:

It looks crazier than the TMZ image, and I love how when people screw up the media immediately starts finding the images that fit the crazy. CNN is being a bit nicer than TMZ, but who needs nice?
Anyway, I say we have a caption competition for the above picture.
My entries?
"I can't drive 45...because of the Jews!"
or
"You know, the Jews invented the breathalyzer."
Also, does anyone else find it odd that it only took a BAC of .12 to get Mel disinhibited enough to go crazy? I would hope that wouldn't start until at least .15, or preferably, .18-.20.
2 Comments:
Don't forget, Mel is only 3 and 1/2 feet tall. Guys our size can usually hold off on the hateful, cop-antagonizing rants until our entire blood supply is flowing with pure Guinness.
-JE
5:17 PM, July 31, 2006
Nah, the whole problem was he wasn't drinking a chill drink like Guinness, he was getting the bad energy from Tequila, a notorious source of anti-semitic energy.
10:22 PM, July 31, 2006
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