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Fat Baptists
The Chicago Sun Times brings us news of yet another correlative study, albeit one that is dead on, about how religion makes you fat. Specifically, protestant religion, even more specifically, being a baptist. Apparently vice, like energy, can neither be created nor destroyed. All the Baptists can do with no drinking, sex etc., is redirect their vice quota into chicken wings and Krispy Kreme. It actaully sounds like this is more than just a correlative study, Ferraro might have really done his homework here. "America is becoming known as a nation of gluttony and obesity, and churches are a feeding ground for this problem," says Ken Ferraro, a Purdue sociology professor who studied more than 2,500 adults over a span of eight years looking at the correlation between their religious behavior and their body mass index.
"If religious leaders and organizations neglect this issue, they will contribute to an epidemic that will cost the health-care system millions of dollars and reduce the quality of life for many parishioners," he says.
Ferraro's most recent study, published in the June issue of the Journal for the Scientific Study of Religion, is a follow-up to a study he published in 1998, where he found there were more obese people in states with larger populations of folks claiming a religious affiliation than elsewhere -- particularly in states with the most Baptists.
So it's not surprising that Ferraro's latest study found that about 27 percent of Baptists, including Southern Baptists, North American Baptists, and Fundamentalist Baptist, were obese.
Surely there are several contributing factors to such a phenomenon, but when Ferraro accounted for geography (southern cooking is generally more high-caloric), race and even whether overweight folks were attracted to churches for moral support, the statistics still seem to indicate that some churches dispense love handles as well as the love of the Lord. ... While some megachurches have fitness facilities and long have offered exercise classes as well as Bible studies, in most congregations you're still more likely to find a bake sale than a spinning class on any given Sunday.
Ferraro's study also found that about 20 percent of "Fundamentalist Protestants," (Church of Christ, Pentecostal, Assemblies of God and Church of God); about 18 percent of "Pietistic Protestants," (Methodist, Christian Church and African Methodist Episcopal), and about 17 percent of Catholics were obese.
By contrast, about 1 percent of the Jewish population and less than 1 percent of other non-Christians, including Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and others), were tipping the scales with commensurate gusto.
"In my mind, one of the distinctive things about Christianity, particularly American Protestant Christianity, is we don't have any [dietary] behavior codes," said Daniel Sack of Chicago, a historian and author of the 2000 book, Whitebread Protestants: Food and Religion in American Culture.
This map definitely makes a lot of sense. It's where the Baptists are. Oh, and they're still racist in Mississippi in addition to being fat.  Obesity, states with higher than national average of 21% by percent prevalence. The five states with the lowest rates are: Connecticut 17%, Rhode Island 17%, Vermont 17%, Massachusetts 16%, and Colorado at 14%. Source: 1991-2001 Prevalence of Obesity Among U.S. Adults by State and 2001 Obesity and Diabetes Prevalence Among U.S. Adults, by Selected Characteristics. Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System, 1991-2001; self-reported data. National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion, Division of Nutrition and Physical Activity, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Available here and here.
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2 Comments:
Ha! Yet another reason not to date Baptists. Let's get the scorecard:
1) They make you go to church.
2) Their families suck.
3) They believe dumb shit.
4) They suck in bed.
5) They have the worst, most boring fucking weddings (I've been to those no-alcohol, no-dancing "celebrations).
...Any others?
Remember, I used to live in Georgia.
2:48 PM, August 27, 2006
The Baptists have had a hell of a week. We might have to reinstate a ban-the-Baptists movement.
First, you've got Fred Phelps, the biggest asshole in the world, protesting at funerals and saying god hates fags.
Then, you've got a baptist church pastor in Watertown who fires the church lady who's been teaching there for decades because the bible says women can't teach men.
Then in Mississippi you have a Baptist church that still isn't sure black people should be allowed in.
Now you have an article out saying they're gluttons and need to lay off the Krispy Kreme's.
Historically we can really antagonize them too. First the split of the Southern Baptists off of the main wing because they hated black people so much. Then you've got their boycott of Disney because Disney is tolerant of homosexuals and was going to offer benefits to partners in same-sex couples. That whole a wife should "submit herself graciously," amendment they were trying to pass in 1998's convention. Then you have the classics, jackasses like Falwell saying 9/11 was caused by "pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the ACLU and the People for the American Way", Pat Robertson saying he can ward off hurricanes with prayer and god attacks cities for gay pride parades, Fred Phelps and the like.
3:21 PM, August 27, 2006
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