Introducing the new insignia for the Republican party.



Now this has previously been used to criticize the members of the 101st fighting keyboarders, but now I think it can be generally applied to Republicans who are behind this new "fear everything" strategy to win midterm elections. Along with the insignia, I think we should adopt this new song to describe this new Republican strategy that guarantees flying while brown or buying cell phones while brown become federal crimes. Sing along to the new Republican anthem:

Pissing Our Pants
(sung to the tune of "Staying Alive")

Well, you can tell by the way I stain my pants
I'm a patriot: just read my rants
Muslims make me want to hiss, when they come at me
I start to piss
And now it's airtight, it's inside
I have hung onto my pride
We just want to all be safe
But when I walk I tend to chafe

When you are so frightened the tension is quite heightened
You’re pissing your pants, pissing your pants
Feel the bladder leakin', everybody freakin'
And we're pissing our pants, pissing our pants
Ah, ha, ha, ha, pissing our pants, pissing our pants
Ah, ha, ha, ha, pissing our pants...

Well now, I get moist and I get dry
Sometimes in back I "bake a pie"
My body sometimes like to twist
I'm leakin' from every orifice
And now it's airtight, it's inside
I have hung onto my pride
We just want to all be safe
But when I walk I tend to chafe

Saw a brown person. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah
Saw a brown person. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yea. Pissing my pants.

It's good to know the terrorists haven't won or anything by making us more fearful or "terrorized" as it were. We're kept safe by our constant and reasonable vigilance against fluids or anyone failing the paper bag test. Go America!