I think I'm going to cry. LiebesBush is having a tough time back in school because those bully Democrats seem to think that primaries matter. Poor, poor LiebesBush.

In related news, Rhode Island is seeing a primary fight between Republican incumbent Lincoln Chaffey and Club For Growth Wacko Stephen Laffey. Funny, in this case no one is calling it undemocratic and evil to oppose an incumbent who is out of touch with the electorate. Could it be (dun dun dun) media bias? I doubt it actually, LiebesBush just got so much attention because he was a VP and Presidential candidate just a couple years back.