It ain't nature, and it ain't nurture. It ain't your genes; it ain't the fact that your "liberated" Aunt Peggy gave you a set of PJ Rose Barbie dolls for Xmas in a whimsical attempt at subverting gender norms.
Nope. It's all that dang soy milk
that's making you gay!
Hee! I can't get upset about this one -- it's just too funny. And I always knew there was something strange about tofu, anyway.